FREE ADVICE FOR THE VAMPIRE COMMUNITY
I am out of work..... can you believe it?????
My editor had an accident with a sharp pointy object, so he was replaced with ......... well the only description that fits...... a rather long in the tooth, balding VLAD the Impaler type.
Yech, thought those guys didn't make it out of the 19th
century
Why to quote him.... "Never needed any help or advice.
"Sure, when was the last time he took a Modern Woman to dinner?. Candlelight, soft music or maybe one of those Goth clubs. Now thats an innocent enough question don't you think?
Well, you'd of thought I accused him of something..... his
eyes bugged and his fangs leapt!! What planet is he from anyway
(have you ever wondered???).
It was than I realized he had misunderstood....... I didn't ask the last time he had a Modern Woman for dinner...
Really, his command of English does leave a lot to be desired.Well, needless to say, I quit!
But, I am looking for a new gig. Until that happens, I am opening up shop here.
I know exactly what you are thinking, why give it away if I can get paid for it???
I've got to keep my hand in darlings, don't want to miss any juicy goings on. Why, someone could meet a terrible fate, needing an objective perspective or the voice of experience ( been there and you bet has done that!)
SOOOOO, just send me a line and I will provide you with the most exceptional tidbits ever.
